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alterskittengenesAshley: [V.O.] Excuse me-- [Appearing as silhouette in doorway.] Ahahaha! Sorry. I didn't know anybody was down here.
Jack: What d'you want?
Ashley: U(g)hh, trying to get away from the party. Boring!
Jack: Standard for my folks' parties. [Katnappe looks into a somewhat catface-shaped beaker and mrows!]
Ashley: So... are you Jack? The kid they're all talkin' about upstairs?
Jack: [:D?!] They're talkin' about me? What are they saying. Are they calling me a genius?
Ashley: More like weirdo. [As Jack steams, Ashley holds her mouth behind her hand to laugh.]
[Jack flips a table. Meanwhile, Ashley grabs some kind of ray gun. When Jack sees this he snatches it from her.]
Jack: Hey! Stop touching!
Ashley: [Putting her hands behind her back and walking away.] You know... this screams evil lair of a supervillain intent on taking over the world.
Jack: [Exchanging a worried glance with Wuya.] Really?
Ashley: Yeah... I LIKE!
Wuya: Indeed...! [Flying over to her.] What an intriguing young woman!
Jack: [Shrieking as a monkey.] OUT! OUT!
Ashley: Alright, alright! You don't have to shriek! Monkey faced freak...
[At this point she recedes and no longer appears, but Wuya shortly exposits the Tiger Claws. It is very likely that Ashley overhears this.]
Wuya: There must be other competent humans in this realm I could work with...
Katnappe: I'm your girl!
Jack: Crush her!
[bots appear, Katnappe meows and jumps such that they all strike each other, leaps, targets with shuriken, then attacks the remaining bots with claws, destroying them.]
Katnappe: Call me... Katnappe! Meowwww~ [Prrrrrrrr.]
Jack: RAAAAH! EVIL DIVA!
Wuya: She is evil! [Floating to her.] My dear girl, have you ever heard of... the Shen Gong Wu...?
Jack: I thought we had a good thing going here, Wuya! You sense the Shen Gong Wu, I pick them up, with my... solid hands?
Katnappe: Uh, hello? [She appears in the basement doorway. Wuya and Jack turn their heads up, as if she had previously been gone but just re-entered.] I've got hands! [Waggling them for viewing pleasure. There are definitely four claws.] ~TWO~ of them.
Jack: Stay out of this, Ashley.
Katnappe: [Pounces down onto all fours.] My evil name's KATNAPPE, doofus.
Jack: Who are you calling doofus, kitty litter?
Katnappe: Who are you calling kitty litter, robo freak?
Wuya: ENOUGH! Cease your bickering.
Jack: Point is, we don't need her to rule the world. We're doing fine!
Wuya: FINE, you say? Then where is the Eye of Dashi--
Jack: I, uh--
Wuya: WHERE is the Two-Ton Tunic?
Jack: It's funny you should ask, uh, maybe--
Wuya: Where are the Golden Tiger Claws?
Jack: Okay, so I've had some bad luck.
Katnappe: Face it! You neeeeeed Katnappe. [Prrrrrr-ah!]
Jack: What d'you want?
Ashley: U(g)hh, trying to get away from the party. Boring!
Jack: Standard for my folks' parties. [Katnappe looks into a somewhat catface-shaped beaker and mrows!]
Ashley: So... are you Jack? The kid they're all talkin' about upstairs?
Jack: [:D?!] They're talkin' about me? What are they saying. Are they calling me a genius?
Ashley: More like weirdo. [As Jack steams, Ashley holds her mouth behind her hand to laugh.]
[Jack flips a table. Meanwhile, Ashley grabs some kind of ray gun. When Jack sees this he snatches it from her.]
Jack: Hey! Stop touching!
Ashley: [Putting her hands behind her back and walking away.] You know... this screams evil lair of a supervillain intent on taking over the world.
Jack: [Exchanging a worried glance with Wuya.] Really?
Ashley: Yeah... I LIKE!
Wuya: Indeed...! [Flying over to her.] What an intriguing young woman!
Jack: [Shrieking as a monkey.] OUT! OUT!
Ashley: Alright, alright! You don't have to shriek! Monkey faced freak...
[At this point she recedes and no longer appears, but Wuya shortly exposits the Tiger Claws. It is very likely that Ashley overhears this.]
Wuya: There must be other competent humans in this realm I could work with...
Katnappe: I'm your girl!
Jack: Crush her!
[bots appear, Katnappe meows and jumps such that they all strike each other, leaps, targets with shuriken, then attacks the remaining bots with claws, destroying them.]
Katnappe: Call me... Katnappe! Meowwww~ [Prrrrrrrr.]
Jack: RAAAAH! EVIL DIVA!
Wuya: She is evil! [Floating to her.] My dear girl, have you ever heard of... the Shen Gong Wu...?
Jack: I thought we had a good thing going here, Wuya! You sense the Shen Gong Wu, I pick them up, with my... solid hands?
Katnappe: Uh, hello? [She appears in the basement doorway. Wuya and Jack turn their heads up, as if she had previously been gone but just re-entered.] I've got hands! [Waggling them for viewing pleasure. There are definitely four claws.] ~TWO~ of them.
Jack: Stay out of this, Ashley.
Katnappe: [Pounces down onto all fours.] My evil name's KATNAPPE, doofus.
Jack: Who are you calling doofus, kitty litter?
Katnappe: Who are you calling kitty litter, robo freak?
Wuya: ENOUGH! Cease your bickering.
Jack: Point is, we don't need her to rule the world. We're doing fine!
Wuya: FINE, you say? Then where is the Eye of Dashi--
Jack: I, uh--
Wuya: WHERE is the Two-Ton Tunic?
Jack: It's funny you should ask, uh, maybe--
Wuya: Where are the Golden Tiger Claws?
Jack: Okay, so I've had some bad luck.
Katnappe: Face it! You neeeeeed Katnappe. [Prrrrrr-ah!]
